Assault with a deadly squirrel?

This assault with a tap handle was strange enough, but may be trumped by this assault with a ceramic squirrel!  Apparently, a man returned home without any beer on Christmas, as stores were already closed for the holiday.  His wife was so outraged by this that she beat and stabbed him with the aforementioned squirrel.  Although his manhood may be gone forever, I'll bet he never forgets to bring home beer again!  He has hopefully rid the house of any other ceramic woodland creatures as well.