Maybe I'm being too emotional or perhaps my choice in friends is questionable, but I was and still am annoyed by the following conversation from a couple of days ago.
Friend: You should buy me a beer.
Me: I was thinking of going to such-and-such brewery to try a new beer they just released. Do you want to go?
Friend: Why not?
Me: Cool, let's go.
Friend: You should buy me a couple of beers.
Me: I only have enough money to buy you one beer.
Friend: No, a couple of beers.
Me: I'm sorry, I can only afford one today.
Friend: I'll pass.
You be the judge.