Friday Beer Humor

A termite walks into a bar and asks, "Where is the bar tender?"

Yet Another Great Beer Joke

"Your honor, this man stole 11 beers."
"11 beers?  You can't make a case out of that!"

Friday Beer Humor

Thanks to my friends over at San Diego Brewing Co. for this humorous little nugget.

A neutron walks into a bar.  "I'd like a beer" he says.
The bartender promptly serves up a beer.
"How much will that be?" asks the neutron.
"For you?" replies the bartender, "no charge."

Because it's Friday!

Here's a little beer humor to help your Friday along, compliments of The Beer Runner.  Enjoy!

"A Texan walks into a pub in Ireland and clears his voice to the crowd of drinkers.  He says, "I hear you Irish are a bunch of hard drinkers.  I'll give $500 American dollars to anybody in here who can drink 10 pints of Guinness back-to-back."  The room is quiet and no one takes up the Texan's offer.  One man even leaves.  Thirty minutes later the same gentleman who left shows back up and taps the Texan on the shoulder.  "Is your bet still good?" asks the Irishman.  The Texan says yes and asks the bartender to line up 10 pints of Guinness.  Immediately the Irishman tears into all 10 of the pint glasses drinking them all back-to-back.  The other pub patrons cheer as the Texan sits in amazement.  The Texan gives the Irishman the $500 and says, "If ya don't mind me askin', where did you go for that 30 minutes you were gone?"  The Irishman replies, "Oh...I had to go to the pub down the street to see if I could do it first."

Another Great Beer Joke

Yesterday, scientists in the USA revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones. To prove their theory, they fed 100 men 12 pints of beer and observed that 100% of them started to talk nonsense and couldn't drive.

Thirsty?

Great Beer Joke

The leaders of the big beer companies of the world decide to meet for a drink after the Great American Beer Festival. The president of Budweiser says, "Ah, the King of Beers!" and orders a Bud. The CEO of Miller says, "Nothing but the High Life for me!" and gets a Miller. The head of Coors says, "The Rocky Mountain spring water makes the difference!" and orders a Coors. Finally, it's Arthur Guinness's turn. He orders a Coke. "Why didn't you order a Guinness?" everyone asks. He replies, "If you guys aren't having beer, then neither will I."